Happily Addicted to the Web Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's a beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web. Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know that life keeps moving on" With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man; I just discovered letterman-dot-com!" I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if some day They drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web! To the tune of "Winter Wonderland" ACR OCT98
Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!