I'll Tell You Where They Are
If you want to know where the generals were,
I'll tell you where they were,
Yes, I'll tell you where they were,
Oh, I'll tell you where they were,
If you want to know where the generals were,
I'll tell you where they were,
Back in gay Paree!
(Spoken) How do you know?
I saw them! I saw them!
Back in gay Paree!
I saw them,
Back in gay Paree!
If you want to know where the colonels were,
Way behind the lines.
...the majors
Playing with the mademoiselles.
...the captains
Down in the deep dugout.
...the sergeants
Drinking up the privates' rum.
...the privates
Up to their necks in mud!
(From Dolph, "Sound Off")
It appears that the song was sung in the trenches early in World War I.
Perhaps with reference to the Battle of the Somme, a new verse was added
for British versions:
If you want to find the regiment
(If you want the old battalion)
...
I saw them, dangling on the old barbed wire.
Later still, this was combined with the previous verse and became:
If you want to see the Privates, I know where they are,
...
They're dangling on the old barbed wire.
(They are hanging on the front line wire)
There are many American and British versions. Some of the variations:
I know where they are (or were)
I know where he is
Our Seargent -
He is lying on the canteen floor
Clipping the old barbed wire.
Our Quartermaster - boozing on the Private's rum
Our General - miles and miles behind the Line
The Lieutenants - riding the Sergeant's ass.
The Privates may be "Up to (various body parts) in mud"
Sometimes: If you want the bloody general - etc
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Endless take-offs are possible:
If you want to find your husband . . .
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Some Books it's in:
Brophy and Partridge: _Songs and Slang of the British Soldier_, 1930
Lomax, Amer Ballads & Folk Songs, 1934
Carl Sandburg, American Songbag, 1927
JJ Niles and Douglas Moore, Illustrated by A.A.Walgren, Songs My Mother
Never Taught Me, 1929
EA Dolph, Sound Off, 1929
Roy Palmer, What a Lovely War - British Soldiers Songs from the Boer War
to the Present Day, 1990
J B Priestly, From Margin Released, 1962, observed that 'In the
trenches the troops would sing a wide range of songs, including the
marching songs, nonsense songs and other popular songs of the time. The
patriotic songs seem to be unknown.'
On record:
"If You Want to Find the Colonel", on Bob Davenport's "Postcards Home"
(Topic, c. 1977).
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Some other titles:
"I'll Tell You Where They Were."
"If You Want to Know Where the Privates Are"
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Contributors:
Eric Berge, J.J.Farrell, George Hawes, Sam Hinton, Tom Morgan, John
Moulden, Chris Ryall, Abby Sale, Paul J. Stamler
AJS
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Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!