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We'll Dust Off Billy Graham

We'll Dust Off Billy Graham

Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked
And Jerry Falwell's fallen
We'll dust off Billy Graham and
      We'll trot him out again.
Yes, it ill behooves a sinner
      To be fingering a sinner
We're returning to our winner,
      Billy G.

Billy Graham ain't no slacker
He's that famous Graham Cracker
Bringin' holiness to all of us
By teachin' us of Sin.
Yes he gives damnation free
--Sells salvation for a fee;
He's the Holy Fruit
      The serpent gave to Eve.
Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked
And Jerry Falwell's fallen
We'll dust off Billy Graham and
      We'll trot him out again.
Yes, it ill behooves a sinner
      To be fingering a sinner
We're returning to our winner,
      Billy G.

Said the Lord to Eve and Adam
"Do what you will in Eden,
Just don't you try to judge
      What's right and wrong
Just avoid that mental weevil
The topic of Good And Evil--
That's the apple that'll get you in the end.

Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked
And Jerry Falwell's fallen
We'll dust off Billy Graham and
      We'll trot him out again.
Yes, it ill behooves a sinner
      To be fingering a sinner
We're returning to our winner,
      Billy G.

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