The Billboard (2) As I was walking down the street A billboard met my eye The advertisements written there Would make you laugh and cry The wind and rain had been that day And washed those signs away And what was left upon that wall Would make that billboard say: "Come smoke a Coca Cola Drink Ketchup Cigarettes See Lillian Russel rassle With a box of oysterettes. The BVD's the best hotel Let Colgates do your work Let anyone who wears one Take home an Arrow shirt. Overcoats are selling now Making spirits bright Sapolio cures the measles if applied just right I thank you for your kindness It certainly is immense But I'm not going to sing any more Because it's all nonsense. JY
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