Bloody Orkney This bloody town's a bloody cuss No bloody trains, no bloody bus And no one thinks of bloody us In bloody Orkney. The bloody folk are bloody mad The bloody roads are bloody bad Good night the bright is bloody sad In bloody Orkney. Oh bloody crows, Oh bloody rain No bloody kerbs, no bloody drains The council's got no bloody brains In bloody Orkney. The bloody things are bloody dear A bloody bob for a bloody beer And is it good? No bloody fear In bloody Orkney. The bloody dances make you smile The bloody bands are bloody vile It only cramps your bloody style In bloody Orkney. The bloody flicks are bloody old The bloody seats are bloody cold, You can't get in for bloody gold In bloody Orkney. No bloody fun, no bloody games No bloody times. The bloody dames Won't even give their bloody names In bloody Orkney. There's nothing greets your bloody eye But bloody sea and bloody sky Roll on the mob! we bloody cry In bloody Orkney. RG
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