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Blinded By Shit There was an old lady I'd have you to know Who went up to London A short time ago. She liked it quite well nd she thought she would stay, The neighbors were tickled When she went away. cho: Singing Brown, Brown Dirty Old Brown. Now when this old lady Retired for the night She said, "Oh gor blimey I believe I must shit." There's no use in talking About things that have past So up went the window And out went her ass. There was an old watchman Who chancrd to pass by, Looked up, got a chunk of shit Right square in the eye. He put up his hand To se where he was hit, He says,"Oh gor blimey I'm blinded with shit!" Now this poor watchman Was blinded for life. He had five healthy children And a fine fucking wife. On a London street corner You may now see him sit With a sign on his chest Reading, "Blinded with shit." From Erotic Muse, Cray RG oct99
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