Cow Kicked Nelly Oh, the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn Oh, the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn Oh, the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn And the doctor said it would do no harm Second verse, same as the first A little bit louder and a little bit worse... (repeat ad naseum) tune: Turkey in the Straw SOF
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