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The Cuckoo's Nest (3) Some like a girl that's pretty in the face, Some like a girl that's slim around the waist But I like a girl with the bubbies on her breast And a road that's easy traveled to her cuckoo's nest. I took my little girl for a stroll in the fall All that I thought about was a nice piece of tail In a nice shady bower she agreed to take a rest, And I gently slipped my hand upon her cuckoo's nest. "Oh, no!" she cried, and began to scream and bawl, That's one thing, sir, you mustn't do at all Because my aged mother, whe would never be at rest If you ruffled up the fethers on my cuckoo's nest. Along came a pigeon and a rabboit through the grass, Allong came a rattlesnake with a shell on his ass Of all the birds and poultry, they all have a nest It takes nine months to hatch out in the cuckoo's nest. I had another girl, and her name was Bess, I loved her better than any of the rest She would wiggle and she'd giggle, and she'd heist up her dress And I'd make a double circle of her cuckoo's nest. Some like coffee and some like tea, But I like rotgut as strong as it can be, That's the last of my song, and you'll never know the rest Of the stories I could tell about the cuckoo's nest. From Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing, Logsdon RG OCT98
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