It's Dangerous Out Here (Bill Morrisey) There's Russians on the front porch There's Martians on the ceiling There's a cape buffalo on the patio And you ask me how I'm feeling There's a sniper by the swing set The subway has been mined And here you come with a great big smile Singing rise and shine. CHORUS: There's nothing you can say That could get me up today Nothing you have every said That can drive me from this bed You can call me lazy, crazy Call me stupid I don't care I ain't getting up It's dangerous out there. There's a hunter from New Jersey In my kitchen drinking beer There's a Texan out my window With a chain saw and a leer I can take a walk around the block To shake me from my slumber But there's student drivers out today And one has got my number CHORUS: There's a pounding on my front door It's enought to make me scream Why it's two girl scouts, one Jehovah witness And a whole swat team. So listen to me darling Please heed these words I say It's too scary here in February dear Set my snooze alarm for May. CHORUS: JY
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