How Much is that Hound Dog in the Window (Original words and music by Bob Merrill) I believe we oughta sing, Homer! Now? Now! How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder? I do hope that fleabag's for sale How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder? The one with the long, mangy tail. I'll give you two-bits for that Hound Dog The one with the sad, achin' heart Fer he looks so much like my girl friend I can't hardly tell 'em apart. Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh What kind of a dog is that? That is a Hotdog, Homer! Boy, you sure mustard that up. I must take a trip to Louisian-er Leave her and that Hound Dog alone While I'm eatin' Shrimp and Jambol-iar They'll be home a-gnawin' a bone. I don't want a Monkey or a Baboon I don't want a muley old Cow I dont want a Crappie or a Catfish A Catfish could never me-ow. How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder? With the basketball nose on his face! You know what a basketball nose is! It dribbles all over the place. SOURCE: H&J: THE BEST OF/1966 RCA LPS-3474(e) Recorded by Homer & Jethro GG Apr98
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