Senor Don Gato Senor Don Gato was a cat On a high red roof Don Gato sat He went there to read a letter, meow meow meow Where the reading light was better, meow meow meow 'Twas a love note for Don Gato "I adore you" wrote the lady cat Who was fluffy, white, and nice and fat. There was not a sweeter kitty, meow meow meow In the country or the city, meow meow meow And she said she'd wed Don Gato. Oh, Senor Don Gato jumped with glee He fell off the roof and broke his knee Broke his ribs and all his whiskers, meow meow meow and his little solar plexus, meow meow meow "Ay carumba!" cried Don Gato As the funeral passed the market square The smell of fish was in the air Though the funeral was slated, meow meow meow He became re-animated, meow meow meow He came back to life, Don Gato! RG
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