You Don't Know Me (2) I saw a shirt today, But it was not on sale. I liked the style and fit, But I don't buy retail. I know you thought I would, That outfit sure looked good, But you don't know me! Oh, you don't know the one Who goes to Shop n Save, Who haunts the Goodwill store 'Cause I'm no Nordstrom slave. And yet I'm looking great, Though several seasons late, And you don't know me! Oh, I never shop downtown or at the mall To second-hand stores I go. Oh, I never mind the little stains I find, As long as they don't show! You look me up and down, And say I'm lookin' good, And then you go and shop In stores I never would. Cheap 's not a word I speak, But I'm so tight I squeak, And you don't know me! (as not sung by Ray Charles) (c)2000 Joe Weihe & Taylor Jay CH oct00
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