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Fatty Groves (Dick Nudds & Chris Sugden 1987) A holiday, a holiday, and all the people dozed Lord Ormsby's wife went into the town, but everything was closed She couldn't get no shopping done, and so she looked around And there she saw big Fatty Groves a-lying on the ground "Go home, go home, you Fatty Groves, you are a drunken lout; Go home, go home, you Fatty Groves, you shouldn't be let out." "Oh I can't go home, and I won't go home, and I can't go home for my life For the ring off my finger I have lost, I'll be murdered by me wife "Well if I am quite frank with you, your wife is not at home, For she is in my husband's bed, and she is not alone. So as I've nothing else to do - no really not a thing - I might as well come back with you and help you find the ring." A servant who was standing there, just why nobody knows, He swore his cronies they should know before the pub was closed. And when he come to the broad mill stream he did not see the plank And in his hurry to carry the news he fell on his belly and sank. Big Fatty and Lord Ormsby's wife they hunted high and wide, Till Fatty fell upon his bed and she fell by his side. Big Fatty Grives he got up to go and wash his face, When he returned Lady Ormsby's husband lay there in his place. Saying "Well, I like your feather bed and well, I like your sheets, And well, to be frank, I like your wife who lies in my arms asleep. "Stay there, stay there," said Fatty Groves, "I shall not rant and curse For you have got the better of me and I have got the worse." "Stout fellow," said Lady Ormsby's husband, "Taken like a man." But in then come Mrs. Fatty Groves and in amazement stands. Saying "How do you like my feather bed, and how do you like my sheet And how do you like my curtains that I got in the sale last week?" And then up spoke Mrs. Fatty Groves, never heard to speak so cheap, "You told me you didn't like your wife, and now with her you sleep. Lady Ormsby's husband he jumped up and ran right out the door, "I didn't know it was her", he cried, and was never seen no more. Fatty fainted clean away at the closeness of the call, The ladies picked him up, and they leant him against the wall. They leant him up against the wall, and that was a disaster, For Fatty weighed full twenty stone and the wall just lathe and plaster. The wall gave way and Fatty fell, oh Fatty fell outside, And when he came to the broad pavement he fell on his head and he died. "A grave, a grave," the ladies cried "To bury Fatty in, But better you make it extra large, or you won't get him all in." "Now isn't that just typical," these ladies they did say, "The men can be relied upon to spoil a holiday." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Child #81 from the singing of the Kipper Family of Trunch. This is a parody of Fairport Convention's version of "Matty Groves" (see also Mattie Groves), sung to the same tune. MJ
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