One Fine Day One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight; One blind man to see fair play, Another dumb man to shout hurray. Up came a nany-goat and knocked them through a nine-inch wall, Into a dry ditch that drowned them all. ________________________________________________________ Rodger Lang Strang (1948), 18. Cf. some of the details of the "Lying Song". MS
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