Five Constipated Men
There were five, five, constipated men
In the Bible, in the Bible
There five, five, constipated men
In the five books of Moses
The first, first, constipated man
Was Cain, he wasn't Abel
The first, first, constipated man
Was Cain, he wasn't Abel
CHORUS
The second, second constipated man
Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass
The second, second constipated man
Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass
CHORUS
The third, third, constipated man
Was Moses, he took two tablets
The third, third, constipated man
Was Moses, he took two tablets
CHORUS
The fourth, fourth, constipated man
Was Solomon, he sat for forty years
The fourth, fourth, constipated man
Was Solomon, he sat for forty years
CHORUS
The fifth, fifth constipated man
Was Samson, he brought the house down
The fifth, fifth constipated man
Was Samson, he brought the house down
CHORUS
(actually, there were six:
The sixth, sixth constipated man
Was Titus. His name speaks for itself)
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From the singing of Carli Gewertz
DC
Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!