Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose (Barry Louis Polisar) Don't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your nose knows it's not the place it goes You can sniffle You can sneeze But I'm asking you please Don't put your finger up your nose Don't stick your finger up your ear 'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear You can thump it and You can tug it But please don't plug it Don't stick your finger up your ear Don't put your finger in your eye That's not a thing you should try You can blink it But I don't think it Would be good to put your finger in your eye Don't stick your finger down your throat 'Cause that'd just make you start to choke Then up will come your dinner And you'll start to look much thinner Don't stick your finger down your throat Copyright Barry Polisar, 1978) BR
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