Friendship (Cole Porter) M: If you're ever in a jam, here I am/ F: If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal/ M: If you ever feel so happy you land in jail; I'm your bail/ D: It's friendship, friendship/ Just a perfect blendship/ When other friendships have been forgot/ Ours will still be hot. F: If you ever lose your way, came to May/ M: If you ever make a flop, call for Pop/ F: If you ever take a boat and get last at sea; Write to me/ D: It's friendship, friendship/ Just a perfect blendship/ When other friendships have been forgit/ Ours will still be it. F: If you ever catch on fire, send a wire/ M: If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine; Borrow mine/ D: It's friendship, friendship/ Just a perfect blendship/ When other friendships have ceased to jell/ Ours will still be swell. F: If they ever black your eyes, put me wise/ M: lf they ever cook your goose, turn me loose/ F: If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain; I'll complain/ D: It's friendship, friendship/ Just a perfect blendship/ When other friendships go up in smoke/ Ours will still be oke. M: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind/ F: If you ever lose your shirt, l'Il be hurt/ M: If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half; I won't laugh/ D: It's friendship, friendship/ Just a perfect blendship/ When other friendships have been forgate/ Ours will still be great. F: If they ever hang you, pard, send a card/ M: If they ever cut your throat, write a note/ F: If they ever make a cannibaI stew of you; Invite me too/ D: It's friendship, friendship/ Just a perfect blendship/ When other friendships are up the crick/ Ours will still be slick. Copyright Cole Porter GG OCT98
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