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Funiculi Funicula (2)

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Funiculi, Funicula (3)

 Last night I stayed up late and masturbated

 It felt so good
 I knew it would

 Last night I stayed up late and masturbated

 It felt so nice
 I did it twice

 You should have seen me on the long strokes
 It felt so neat
 I used my feet

 You should have seen me on the long strokes
 It felt so grand
 I used my hand

 Splash it, dash it, down across the floor
 Wrap it round the bed-post, shoot it out the door
 It felt so good
 I knew it would
 It felt so nice
 I did it twice

 Some people like to fornicate
 But I would rather masturbate

 OR

 Some people like to fuck a chick
 But I would rather beat my prick

G
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Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!

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