Funiculi, Funicula (3) Last night I stayed up late and masturbated It felt so good I knew it would Last night I stayed up late and masturbated It felt so nice I did it twice You should have seen me on the long strokes It felt so neat I used my feet You should have seen me on the long strokes It felt so grand I used my hand Splash it, dash it, down across the floor Wrap it round the bed-post, shoot it out the door It felt so good I knew it would It felt so nice I did it twice Some people like to fornicate But I would rather masturbate OR Some people like to fuck a chick But I would rather beat my prick G oct00
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