God Help Ye, Harried Managers Hod help ye, harried managers, another holiday We trust that you will not permit this to stand in your way, Of shipping all the software that was due out yesterday, Oh tidings of throughput and MIPS, throughput and MIPS Oh, tidings of throughput and MIPS. When we all gathered 'round last Spring, the schedule to make And all those folks in hardware said 'twould be a piece of cake If only we'd considered all the tuning it would take ANd now our product's almost done, and we're all mighty proud We'll sing its praises out across the valley, clear and loud But first we have to FCS upon the date we vowed! AJ apr96
Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!