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Hide Willie Hide

Hide Willie Hide
(Charles Baum)

 'Tis whispered in the kitchens
 'Tis whispered in the halls
 The President's in the Oval Office
 Havin' himself a ball

 And it's Hide, Willie, Hide
 Though the press you can't abide
 We'll pry and snoop 'til we get our scoop
 And we'll take away your pride.

 The "friend"--well we could quibble
 She taped the intern's babble
 And consensual stuff is quite enough
 When the press riles up the rabble

 And it's Hide, Linda, Hide
 Though the press you can't abide
 We'll pry and snoop 'til we get our scoop
 And we'll take away your pride.

 The prosecutor's crew
 Has a lot they must sort through
 But I'll bet you a dollar that they'll all holler
 If we look at their lives, too

 And it's Hide, Kenneth, Hide
 Though the press you can't abide
 We'll pry and snoop 'til we get our scoop
 And we'll take away your pride.

 And Congress, by and by
 Impeachment has to try
 Better not throw stones 'cause they're not alone
 They've done it themselves on the sly

 And it's Hide, Henry Hyde
 Though the press you can't abide
 We'll pry and snoop 'til we get our scoop
 And we'll take away your pride.

 And it's Hide, people, Hide
 Though the press you can't abide
 We'll pry and snoop 'til we get our scoop
 And we'll take away your pride.

my song about Bill and Monica et al, parodying "The Two Magicians"
 (c) Charles Baum
This was written in February of 1998, before most of the events happened,
as a short shelf-life song that just lasted longer than I thought possible.

CB
apr00

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