The Nut Song I'm a little acorn brown, Lying on the cold, cold ground Everybody steps on me That is why I'm cracked you see CHO: I'm a nut tch tch (sort of a clicky noise) I'm a nut tch tch I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut tch tch I can sing and I can dance I wear ruffles on my... sorry, boys, guess again I wear ruffles on my dress Called myself on the telephone Just to see if I was home With myself I made a date Had to be there by half past eight. Took myself to the movie show Sat myself in the very first row Wrapped my arms around my waist When I got fresh I slapped my face Grandpa's beard is long & gray, Growing grayer day by day, Grandma eats it in her sleep Says it tastes like shredded wheat, Coca cola came to town Pepsi cola shot'em down Dr. Pepper fixed him up Now we all drink 7up Seven up got the flu Now we all drink Mt. Dew Mt. Dew went up the mountain Now we all drink from a fountain. oct00
Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!