Digital Tradition Mirror

The Nut Song

The Nut Song

 I'm a little acorn brown,
 Lying on the cold, cold ground
 Everybody steps on me
 That is why I'm cracked you see

CHO: I'm a nut tch tch (sort of a clicky noise)

I'm a nut tch tch

I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut tch tch

I can sing and I can dance
 I wear ruffles on my...
 sorry, boys, guess again
 I wear ruffles on my dress

Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
With myself I made a date
Had to be there by half past eight.

Took myself to the movie show
 Sat myself in the very first row
 Wrapped my arms around my waist
 When I got fresh I slapped my face

 Grandpa's beard is long & gray,
Growing grayer day by day,
Grandma eats it in her sleep
Says it tastes like shredded wheat,

Coca cola came to town
 Pepsi cola shot'em down
 Dr. Pepper fixed him up
 Now we all drink 7up

 Seven up got the flu
 Now we all drink Mt. Dew
 Mt. Dew went up the mountain
 Now we all drink from a fountain.


Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!

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