I'm a Villain I'm a villain, a dirty little villain I put poison in my mother's cream of wheat My chief delight is to pick a fight And I beat little kids on the head 'til they're dead. 'Cause I'm a villain, a dirty little villain I leave a trail of blood where'er I go I put a stain on the family name And I eat-raw-meat! Pass the toothpicks! I'm a villain, a dirty little villain I leave a trail of woe where'er I go I take delight in stirring up a fright And hitting little babies on the head 'til they're dead. I have gotten a rep for being rotten I put poison in my mother's shredded wheat I put the blot of the family escutcheon I eat-raw-meat! (from the Prairie Home Companion Folk Song Book) XX Apr98
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