Good Night Irene Parody Said Irene, I sometimes date Stanley And also, I go out with Lou, But when you turn 'em upside down, No difference between the two. Sometimes Irene sleeps in pajamas Sometimes she sleeps In a gown But when they are both in the laundry Irene is the talk of the town. Irene is a liberated woman, And likes men be they small or big But she hates verses to Goodnite Irene Made up by a Chauvinist pig Anthony was a party boy Temptation drew him in He drank and fooled around with girls He plumbed the depth of sin He got down on his knees and prayed Lord, though I've lived a life of slime There are a few more things I'd like to try So wontcha give me a little more time Irene went to a singles bar She wanted to meet some nice guy But when she saw the selection there She went home and had ice cream and pie DG
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