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John Brown's Penis

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John Brown's Penis

John Brown's penis was a bloody awful sight,
Mucked about with gonorrhoea and buggered up with shite,
The agonies of syphilis kept him awake all night,
But he still went rogering along.

cho: Oh, the hoary old seducer,
     Oh, the hoary old seducer,
     Oh, the hoary old seducer,
     He still went rogering along.

The color of his water was sort of orange-ade,
Little gonorrhoea germs within his scrotum played,
In spite of these inconveniences, he went on undismayed,
Yes he still went rogering along.

Girls would come from miles around to his baronial hall,
To see his giant penis and one remaining ball,
And view the rows of maidenheads all hung around the wall,
And he still went rogering along.

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