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Kafoozalum Come listen to my tale of woe It happened many years ago When cunts were wide, and cocks hung low In hoary old Jerusalem. cho: Hi, Ho Kafoozalum The harlot of Jerusalem; Hi, Ho Kafoozalum The daughter of the rabbi. Once on a time there lived a dame Who plied a trade of ancient fame She was a girl of ill repute, In fact she was a prostitute. Kafoozalum was a wily witch A filthy whore, a scurvy bitch And she caused every dong to twitch That dangled in Jerusalem. A priest there was, both great and tall His cock so strong, could break a wall Which fascinated nearly all The harlots in Jerusalem. One day, returning from a spree His customary hard on, he Espied her seated 'neath a tree The harlot named Kafoozalum. He looked, then took a harder look And led her to a nearby brook And from within his robes he took The pride of all Jerusalem. Kafoozalum was one to please She rubbed it gently twixt her knees And caused a flood that drowned the trees That grew throughout Jerusalem. Well the son of a bitch was underslung He made a lunge, but missed her bung And he never stopped till he reached the dung In the asshole of Kafoozalum. Kafoozalum she knew her art She arched her back and blew a fart That sent the bastard, like a dart, Sailing o'er Jerusalem. Now, when the moon is big and red His flying form soars overhead Raining curses on the head Of that lousy whore, Kafoozalum. Note: learned ca. 1943 on the streets of Brooklyn RG
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