Kleenex-Ex (Marlin Spike Werner) I'm-a sayin "Goodbye" to Kleenex-- An' it really is a terrible shame; I'm a-blowin' my nose in paper towels Since Kleenex lost its name. Grandmaw swore by Kleenex, Mamma said it was grand, But the faintest breeze from my weakest sneeze And Lordy won't you look at my hand Note: The following verses were submitted by party/parties unknown: I'm bad to take hay fever My nose can itch be damned I grab me a great big breath, and 'CHEW! Now won't you look at my hand. I'm-a sayin' "Goodbye" to Kleenex-- 'Cause the tissue ain't the same: I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel Since Kleenex lost its name. I grabbed a Kleenex tissue To wipe my baby's face Now his mouth is all pudding and paper pulp And my hand is a disgrace SW
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