The Landlord's Daughter Fragment picked up from "The Wicker Man". Much has been said of the strumpets of yore Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score, But I sing of a baggage that we all adore The landlord's daughter You'll never love another, Although she's not the kind of girl To take home -- to your mother Her elixir is lively and strong to the taste, It is brewed with discretion, never with haste, You can have all you like if you swear not to waste The landlord's daughter And when her name is mentioned, The puds of every gentleman Will stand up -- at attention Now the shame of the blossom and all of the country She takes off the garter and *** *** in town The dolly who keeps her *** *** renown While I'll take the landlord's daughter There's nothing so delightful, As the part that lies between The left toe -- and the right toe. BR
Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!