Lemon Tree (MIT Parody) When I was just a lad of ten My father said to me: Try hard to be an engineer And get a PhD Don't put your faith in Yale my boy, My father said to me. They'll teach you to make missiles If you go to MIT. Chorus (repeat twice): MIT, quite expensive And it has a lot of class But the poor tools who get stuck here Get it crammed right up their ass. I came here as a Freshman And I thought I'd have a ball But Calculus and Thermo had me climbing up a wall. I spent my first term hacking off Beneath the 'Tute's fair dome And when my finals rolled around I wrote this letter home: Chorus I screwed off all my Freshman year, And thought it wouldn't cost, But when I reached my Sophomore year I knew that I was lost. I tried to pull my cum up But each grade was the same, And when September rolls around I'm off to Notre Dame. Final chorus: Notre Dame, very pretty, And I know that I can hack And it won't cost me a penny Cause I play some quarterback. JY
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