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Little Moses --- or at Least the Choruses A moral young maiden named Clare Was having her first love affair As she climbed into bed, she rev'rently said "I wish to be opened with care." Before it was dark She opened the ark and found the sweet infant was there There was a young maid of Dundee Who was raped by an ape in a tree. The result was quite horrid, all ass and no forehead Twelve balls and a purple goatee. She called him her son Her beautiful one And sent for a nurse that was there There was a young fellow from Kent Whose prick was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble, he folded it double And instead of coming, he went. His mother so good Did all that she could To rear him and teach him with care There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina. And when she was dead, they painted it red And used it for docking a liner. The Jews safely crossed while Pharaoh's host Was drowned in the waters and lost There was a young monk from Racine Whose life was quite pious and clean. He received extreme unction from anal conjunction With Monsignor Fulton J. Sheehan. Then his labor did cease, he departed in peace And rests in the heaven above also see Little Moses RG
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