Mars Bars (Nan Harmon) The Martians invited us up for tea We will arrive at a quarter past three They'll fly us to Mars with a Martian named Marge And they'll take us to their house in their Mars barge Chorus Mars bars, eat 'em in your cars bars Better than Atari, starry, Sagittari-ars bars Screen stahs eat them in the casbahs Yummy-ummy, sticky-icky, creamy-eamy, juicy-uicy, munchy-unchy, slurpy-urpy, gooey-ooey Mars bars! They will be serving us Marzipan Campbell's Mars-mallow soup in a can Orange Mars-malade over Mars-caroni stars Marsaschino cherries and . . . Mars bars Then to the theatre we will go We will be seeing Mars-cel Mars-ceau Mars-cello Mars-troianni will strum his guitars And we'll have a few Mars-tinis and . . . Mars bars Then we'll go strolling through the canals We'll watch Mars mongooses in their corrals We'll see those Mars-supials hop mete-ars And over thar's a couple of . . . Mars bars Then we will tell them we must be off We'll say "Adios" and "Mars-el Tov" And as we depart we'll see the canalis And the ruby luminary of the Mars Bar-ealis [Now maybe tomorrow they'll visit me I'll serve them their favorite galactic tea Hydrogen-sicles and pickled cigars Cosmologic lollipops and hippopotamars, bars]* *Anybody know where this verse came from? MC
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