Ma Sheela (Robert Kotta) Bagwan and Ma Sheela were talking one day. Bagwan says, ``Ma Sheela, I think we should pray, And if we have one prayer, we may as well have ten.'' ``Why not start our own religion,'' says Ma Sheela, Amen. ``What first shall we pray for?'' ``Let's pray for a home, Out in the west where the antelope roam. And if we have one house, we may as well have ten.'' ``Why not start a bloody commune?'' says Ma Sheela, Amen. ``What next shall we pray for?'' ``Well let's pray for some dupes, Shallow free thinkers with plenty of loot, And we'll dress them in purple and say there's no sin.'' ``And we'll call it enlightenment,'' says Ma Sheela, Amen. ``What next shall we pray for?'' ``Let's pray for a car With a TV and telephone and fully stocked bar. And we'll only take Rolls Royce and Mercedes Benz.'' ``And it'll be tax deductible,'' says Ma Sheela, Amen. ``What last should we pray for?'' ``Let's pray for a jet. When the shit hits the fan then it's outward we'll get And we'll fly me to the sunset and try it again.'' ``And I'll meet you in Geneva,'' said Ma Sheela, Amen. BR
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