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Mickey Mouse (Engineers) (Nick Krukovsky) C Am F G7 C What's the best examination made for you and me? C Am F G7C M I C K E Y M O U S E C Am F G7 C How do professors too often seem when facing you and me? C Am F G7C M I C K E Y M O U S E C F C F Drop a third of the class, forever let the flunkout rate be G7 high, high, high, high C Am F G7 Each one we burn, should he return, must pass this course from me C Am F G7C M I C K E Y M O U S E Now why is that professors find teaching undergrads to be M I C K E Y M O U S E And when company interviewers gape at you what do they see? M I C K E Y M O U S E Grades above 65, sometimes all seem to go to those who scribe, scribe, scribe, scribe By what means do they judge success in this brain factory? M I C K E Y M O U S E Why are courses handed to us as compulsory always M I C K E Y M O U S E And why in hairy courses is the text invariably M I C K E Y M O U S E Make the labs long and hard, so would-be engineers dispair is high, high, high, high Regardless of how well you do, your grade's still set by me M I C See you next year K E Y Why? because we flunked you M O U S E written by Nick Krukovsky about the Cornell Engineering school SOF
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