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Mickey Mouse (Engineers)

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Mickey Mouse (Engineers)
(Nick Krukovsky)

C                 Am        F        G7      C
What's the best examination made for you and me?
  C       Am     F   G7C
  M I C K E Y  M O U S E
C                 Am             F           G7      C
How do professors too often seem when facing you and me?
  C       Am     F   G7C
  M I C K E Y  M O U S E
C      F            C              F
Drop a third of the class, forever let the flunkout rate be
  G7
  high, high, high, high
C                        Am              F                     G7
Each one we burn, should he return, must pass this course from me
  C       Am     F   G7C
  M I C K E Y  M O U S E

Now why is that professors find teaching undergrads to be
  M I C K E Y  M O U S E
And when company interviewers gape at you what do they see?
  M I C K E Y  M O U S E
Grades above 65, sometimes all seem to go to those who
  scribe, scribe, scribe, scribe
By what means do they judge success in this brain factory?
  M I C K E Y  M O U S E

Why are courses handed to us as compulsory always
  M I C K E Y  M O U S E
And why in hairy courses is the text invariably
  M I C K E Y  M O U S E
Make the labs long and hard, so would-be engineers dispair is
  high, high, high, high
Regardless of how well you do, your grade's still set by me
  M I C  See you next year
  K E Y  Why? because we flunked you
  M O U S E

written by Nick Krukovsky about the Cornell Engineering school
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