Momma's Soup Surprise When I was a little kid, see, I never liked to eat Now momma'd put things on my plate and I'd dump 'em on her feet But then one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed I asked her what she put in it, and this is what she said Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs Well rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe nail pies Stir 'em all together and it's momma's soup surprise Well now I went into the bathroom and I stood beside the sink I said, I'm feelin' slightly ill and I think I'd like a drink Momma said, I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink It's full of lots of protein ... and vitamins, I think It was.... Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs Well rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe nail pies Stir 'em all together and it's momma's soup surprise JMcC
Thanks to Mudcat for the Digital Tradition!