I'll Not Marry at All I'm determined to live an old maid I'll take my stool and sit in the shade And I'll not marry at all, at all And I'll not marry at all. Oh, I'll not marry a man who'd rich For he'll get drunk and fall in a ditch. And I'll not marry at all, at all And I'll not marry at all. Oh, I'll not marry a man who's poor For he'll go begging from door to door. And I'll not marry at all, at all And I'll not marry at all. Oh, I'll not marry a man who chews Or he'll go slobbering from chin to shoes. And I'll not marry at all, at all And I'll not marry at all. Oh, I'll not marry a man who smokes For that would not please the old folks And I'll not marry at all, at all And I'll not marry at all. Yes, I'm determined to live an old maid I'll take my stool and sit in the shade And I'll not marry at all, at all And I'll not marry at all. From Americxan Ballads and Songs, Pound collected from Mabel Conrad Sullivan, Wynnette Montana, 1915 RG
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