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Oh, Con All the Faithful (Christopher Hershey) Oh, con all the faithful, appeal to their religion Buy a plastic manger scene and set it up in the front yard Twelve lifelike figures set the tone In lifelike painted styrofoam Provided with appropriate tape-recorded bible verses Oh how we do abhor it, wherever shall we store it? But we paid plenty for it, besides, it's the biggest on the block Oh, con all the faithful, appeal to their tradition Send Christmas cards to everyone you've known for the last twenty years And God forbid if you are missed By someone who is on your list It's not the thought that counts but just the thought of counting them Don't friends deserve much better? So why not send a letter? The rest you can forget, sir, it's only wasting trees MC
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