Paranoia Chorus: Paranoia, paranoia The whole world is out to destroy ya And even little things annoy ya When you're paranoid. People talkin' just to bore you When you answer they just ignore you They're always laughin' at not for you When you're paranoid. Travelin' always gives you qualms There's hurricanes, hijackers fires and bombs they always tell you to keep calm But you're too paranoid. When you stay in at night, Lock your windows and doors up tight Still can't make yourself turn out the light When you're paranoid! Poison in your morning roll Fishbones in your filet of sole Botulism in your soup bowl When you're paranoid. There's a mugger round each bend There's an enemy in each friend Life's a castle to defend When you're paranoid. They're out to get you When you're paranoid. by Kim Wallach, c. 1981 DC
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