Plastic Moses I know that nothing could be gaucher Than eating food that isn't kosher Right in front of Plastic Moses' face. And I'm afraid that he'll awaken While I'm eating ham or bacon And cut my nose off just to spite my race. Plastic Moses, plastic Moses Sitting on the dashboard of my car. He is made with fine precision Got a polystyrene circumcision With my plastic Moses I'll go far!" LG
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