Pump Out the Head (Andrea Aldridge) 1. I rose in the morning early PUMP OUT THE HEAD - YECH! Dressed in me nightshirt, lookin' kinda bleary OPEN, OPEN THE AIR VENTS WIDE! 2. Hauled my backside out of the rack-O Rather be curled up in me sack-O 3. But nature's siren song is a-callin' Pressing need says "stop this stalling" 4. Stumbled down the stairs of the main hold Skull cracked on the hatch - knocked me out cold 5. Finally crawled to that little station Settled down to pure concentration 6. 'Twas then I found that cook tried to gas us Last night's chow was beans and asparagus 7. But we'll have our revenge in an hour A bucket of ice when cook takes his shower 8. So now be sure you all will take care to If you detect malodorous air then copyright Andrea Aldridge Note: made July 1991 by Andrea Aldridge of Seattle as a parody of "Pull Back the Sheets" (Les Jones), from the singing of Russ Godfrey of Victoria. JB JB
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