Seasonal Sex (A Miscellany) Now the freezin cold does shrink my cock And I have heard a woolen sock Will do man a better deed Than wicked spillin of his seed. Variation on a theme: When the frost in on the punkin' T'is the time for dickie dunkin. Or, When the weather's hot and sticky, Then it's time for dunkin' dickie. Or, Hooray! Hooray! The first of May Outdoor fucking begins today! A millennium ago the monks were already singing dum torpescit ver a solo tepet amor pecorum. Numquam amans sequi volo vices temporum bestiali more. (while spring lies stiff in the ground, the lust of the cattle cools. But as a lover I will never follow the changes of the season after the manner of beasts.) FH, RG, JF Apr98
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