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Sexcamel The sexual life of the camel Is stranger than anyone thinks. At the height of the mating season He tries to bugger the Sphinx. But the Sphinx's posterier sphincter Is clogged by the sands of the Nile, Which accounts for the hump on the camel, And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile. In the process of syphilization From the anthropoid ape down to man, It is generally held that the Navy Has buggered whatever it can. Yet recent extensive researches By Darwin and Huxley and Hall Conclusively proove that the hedgehog Has never been buggered at all. We therefore believe our conclusion Is incontrovertibly shown That comparatively safety on shipboard Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone. Why haven't they done it at Spithead As they've done it ay Harvard and Yale And also at Oxford and Cambridge By shaving the spines off its tail? From Erotic Muse, Cray AJS APR99
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