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The Sarn't Major's Balls

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The Sarn't Major's Balls

The balls of Sarn't Major are wrinkled and crinkled
Capacious and spacious as the dome of St. Paul's.
The crowds they do muster to gaze at the cluster
They stop and they stare at that glorious pair,
Of Sarn't Major's balls.
Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls!

tune: Bells of St. Mary's
From Kiss me Goodnight, Sergeant-Major, (Author unknown to RG)
RG

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