Cadence Count (3) Up jumped a monkey in a coconut grove He was a mean motherfucker, you could tell by his clothes Line a hundred women up against the wall Made a bet with the devil he could fuck them all Fucked ninety nine till his balls turned blue Then he backed off, jacked off, fucked the other two On his tombstone, written in green, "Here lies an airborne fucking machine." note: this one from the Vietnam era RG RP apr00
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