The Thinnest Man(2)
Chos: Oh me, oh my, he was the thinnest man.
He fell through a hole in the seat of his pants
And choked himself to death.
He was sitting in the boarding house;
The light was burning dimly.
A mosquito grabbed him by the neck,
And jerked him up the chimney.
They put him in the city jail,
For stealing auto cars.
They couldn't keep him in the jail,
Cause he walked out through the bars.
See "The Thinnest Man(1)"
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