2 We Three Kings of Orient Are We three kings of Orient are Tried to smoke a rubber cigar. It was loaded, it exploded... We two kings of Orient are Tried to smoke a rubber cigar. It was loaded, it exploded... I, one king of Orient are Tried to smoke a rubber cigar. It was loaded, it exploded... God rest ye merry gentlemen... note: final verse, I'm told, is from Tom Paley. RG
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