Weepy (Bruce Phillips) Why is everybody laughin'? Weepy doesn' know He jus' stan's there grinnin' I guess he's kinda' slow But Weepy don' get sore Seems like he asks for more Look at all them broken dishes On the floor. Weepy don' do nuthin' There's nuthin' he can do Sometimes he takes all mornin' Jus' t' find his other shoe An' hey goddammit, Sid Lay off the poor dumb kid C'mon Weep, I'll show ya' Where it's hid. He's so damned good natured Jus' laughs an' takes his lumps You never see him angry 'cept when he's croakin' gumps* But that's no big surprise It's right there in his eyes Looks like Weepy's found him Sumthin' more his size. Jus' like all these dishes There's sumthin' in him broke Don't guess we mean to hurt him When we play our little joke But the social workers say He may have to go away You ask him I'll bet he'd like to stay. (* "gump" is hobo slang for "chicken") Copyright Strike Music DC
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