Four Wet Pigs (Greg Brown) Here's a little song about four wet pigs Here's a little song about four wet pigs Two of 'em little and two of 'em big They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig The two that were little were just half-grown The two that were big were big as a barn Big as a barn and tall as a tree Took 'em right down to the factory Slice 'em into bacon, chop 'em into ham Roll 'em into hot dogs, squeeze 'em into Spam* Throw their little eyes out in the rain Pickle their feet and scramble their brains Here's a little song about two wet pigs Standin' by the slop trough, smokin' their cigs Hopin' to God that they never get big They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig Copyright Greg Brown MC
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