Oh, What a Face! He carries her picture in his pocket, 'Twas taken the day he went to sea He carries her picture in his locket Tho' she is as ugly as can be. cho: Oh what a face It's a disgrace To be showing it in any public place. One morning he took her to a pigfarm He told her to wait down by the rail But when he returned he couldn't find her The farmer had put her up for sale. She went to a beautician in the city Who was known from New York to Gay Paree When she asked him if he could make her pretty He recommended plastic surgery. To the zoo one day she went to seek some comfort Determined to stand for no abuse But as she entered people just went crazy They all thought a beast had broken loose. The humiliation finally did kill her And you'd think that her death would end the curse But there around the grave where she is buried The daisies all have faces just like hers. SW
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