N-Five Foot Flirt C-Cyril Tawney A- T- S-100 K-E B-6/8 F- H- M-6B-8 S-6 G-8 G-8 G-8 E-8 E-8 E-8 B-0 E-9 E-8 E-4 a-8 a-8 a-8 a-8 a-8 E-8 E-8 G-5_G-8 B-8 B-8 C-8 C-8 C-8 E-8 D-8 C-8 L- Now don't say Jim John-son weren't with-'ee last night, I heard 'im as plain as can be; I was cros-sing the mound when I H- M-5B-8 E-8 F-8 G-5 G-8 G-8 G-8 G-0 G-0 G-4 F-5_F-4 B-8 G-8 G-8 G-8 E-8 E-8 E-8 B-0 E-9 E-8 E-4 a-8 L- heard a strange sound, Down by the sy-ca-more tree. I thought p'raps a cow had got stuck in the mud, And H- M-5a-8 a-8 a-8 a-8 E-8 E-8 G-5_G-8 B-8 B-8 C-0 C-9 C-8 E-8 D-8 C-8 B-8 E-8 F-8 G-8 b-8 b-8 b-5 G-0 F-0_F-4 L- pulled out her foot with a Moo, But I'm sa- tis-fied now that that noise weren't a cow, it was Jim kis-sing H- chorus: M-5E-5_E-8 C-8 B-8 B-4 B-8 C-8 E-8 F-8 G-8 b-8 c-8 b-8 G-8 F-8 E-0 D-9 E-8 F-8 E-8 C-8 B-5_B-8 E-8 C-8 L- you. You'm a five foot flirt in the robes of an an-gel, you bet-ter 'ad leave I a- lone. Why the H- M-1B-8 B-8 B-8 C-8 E-8 F-8 G-8 b-8 c-8 b-8 a-9 G-0 F-8 C-8 D-8 E-8 F-8 G-8 F-8 G-8 F-8 D-8 C-8 B-8 B-8 B-8 B-8 C-0 E-9 F-8 L- way that you're ac-ting it near-ly un-nerves I, the thing that pre-serves I is my jo-vi-a-li-ty. Though I've got trou-ble as H- M-5G-0 b-9 c-8 b-0 G-9 F-8 E-8 E-8 E-8 a-8 E-8 E-8 G-5_G-4 B-8 C-8 C-8 C-8 E-0 E-0 D-8 C-8 B-8 E-8 F-8 G-8 b-8 b-8 L- thick as the stub-ble, 'Tis you that's the worst of them all. Keep out of my track an' if you want to come back you can H- M-2b-5 G-0_F-0_F-4 E-5_E-4 S-6 S-6 L- crawl, crawl, crawl.